Me: "AAAAAA blah blah uh yup"

Friend 1: "Do you even English bro?"

Me: "How do you English?"

Friend 2: "First of all add speak into that sentence."

Me: "Speak how do you English."

Friend 2: *leaves*

Friend 1: "You're stupid." *leaves*

Few hours later...

Me: "Hey absol! I have a new meme."

Absol: "Oh you do?"

Me: "Speak how do you english."

Absol: "Amazing."